The Owl and the Pussy cat 

I

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea,

In a disgusting moss green boat,

They took some vodka and plenty of condoms,

Wrapped up in a five pound note.

The Owl looked up at the full moon above,

And sang to the screams from hell,

“Fuck you Pussy! O Pussy, you cunt,

What a dispicable creature you are,

You are,

You are!

What a disgusting Pussy you are!”

II

Pussy said to the Owl, “You sadistic creep!

How talentless you are!

O let you die in hell! too long you have tarried:

But what shall I for a weapon ?”

They sailed away, for a year and a day,

To the land where nothing grows

And there in the desolate space a Piggy-wig stood

With a rope around his fat neck,

Fat neck,

Fat neck,

With a rope around his fat neck.

III

“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your rope?” 

Said Piggy, “I will.”

So they took it away and the Owl was killed the next day

By the Turkey who died on the hill.

Pussy dined on minced Owl, and slices of flesh,

Which Pussy ate with a runcible spoon;

And laid back on the sand,

Pussy danced by the light of the moon,

The moon,

The moon,

Pussy danced by the light of the moon.

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