The wind blows stronger

The rain pours heavier

The friends you once had die

It ends 


The Owl and the Pussy cat 


The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea,

In a disgusting moss green boat,

They took some vodka and plenty of condoms,

Wrapped up in a five pound note.

The Owl looked up at the full moon above,

And sang to the screams from hell,

“Fuck you Pussy! O Pussy, you cunt,

What a dispicable creature you are,

You are,

You are!

What a disgusting Pussy you are!”


Pussy said to the Owl, “You sadistic creep!

How talentless you are!

O let you die in hell! too long you have tarried:

But what shall I for a weapon ?”

They sailed away, for a year and a day,

To the land where nothing grows

And there in the desolate space a Piggy-wig stood

With a rope around his fat neck,

Fat neck,

Fat neck,

With a rope around his fat neck.


“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your rope?” 

Said Piggy, “I will.”

So they took it away and the Owl was killed the next day

By the Turkey who died on the hill.

Pussy dined on minced Owl, and slices of flesh,

Which Pussy ate with a runcible spoon;

And laid back on the sand,

Pussy danced by the light of the moon,

The moon,

The moon,

Pussy danced by the light of the moon.

Yellow tulip 

A cascade of black tulips once sudjourned in my garden,

Yet amongst them one was a vivid yellow one,

It stood out was plucked out and thrown into a bag,

Taken to a doctor and chopped apart, 

Experimented on and tested 

No one ever saw that it was the same

Those yellow tulips 

Of Europe 

Now are few in number

For only 70 years ago the bastards tried to put them under,

6 million yellow tulips fell 

1.5 million of which were only buds

Ready to blossom in the sun 

Now the yellow tulips thrive again 

And the black ones have dissipated 

But yet again we see the world try the throw them under 

The yellow tulips will fight once more for their patch of soil 

A simple song to an unknown tune 

A simple song to an unknown tune 

And you just don’t know if it will end soon

As the music floods from that deep, dark pit

And it’s melody grasps you by the neck 

And it drags you up 

To the top of your toes 

And your heart beats like the drums below 

A simple song to an unknown tune 

And it’s harmonies remove the gloom 

From that isolated, hellish room

And the world that crumbles each time you sing 

Is brought down by these melodies

A simple song to an unknown tune

Can definitely end the doom and gloom

But you have to find that simple tune to make the world just fall together

To make the world just come together 

To make the world the way that it should beee

It’s real 

Wider than a thousand oceans

Stronger than the wind

Brighter than the sun

And finer than all that

It’s real


A wave across the ocean is never recognised

A single breeze on a windy day is never recognised

A sunny day in the month of May is never recognised

Yet something finer than all that

It’s real


The oceans and seas are clear and blue

The wind that blows is clean and fresh

The sun is bright and warm

But finer than all that

It’s real






My love 

My love prevails,

For years you have been near ,

My love is strong,

For years I have loved you,

My love overpowers all,

For years I have felt you slip away,

My love is dying with me,

For years we knew it’d end like this,

My love is mine and just mine,

For years I hoped it’d just be me,

My love for you is over now my dear,

For years it’s been gone my darling,

My love, is gone, I’ll miss you my angel


The weight of the world on my shoulders

My eye lids being drawn closed

Yet you open them

You make me forget all that

You make my world okay

My world may be heavy

But you make me strong

I can lift it when you’re here

It’s when you’re gone I stumble and fall

Would I?

Well that is it

The end is nigh 

It’s over honey 

The light has flickered once more

The curtains have closed 

The wind has died down

The train has shuddered to a halt

The passengers are stuck


The end is nigh

Take your final step

Fall down into the labyrinth 

You won’t last ten minutes 

It’s over honey 


Let’s go travelling my dear

Chest or case

Backpack or valise

Boat or car

Plane or train

Near or far

It’s hard to choose

The way to go

The place to go

The what to take

The who to take

It’s hard to travel in modern times

Terrorism and crime

Security increase

Immigration and smuggling

Security increase

Let’s go travelling my dear

Let’s go around this world of ours

Let’s see what there is to see

Let’s go travelling my dear