Sometimes
The wind blows stronger
The rain pours heavier
The friends you once had die
It ends
The wind blows stronger
The rain pours heavier
The friends you once had die
It ends
I
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea,
In a disgusting moss green boat,
They took some vodka and plenty of condoms,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up at the full moon above,
And sang to the screams from hell,
“Fuck you Pussy! O Pussy, you cunt,
What a dispicable creature you are,
You are,
You are!
What a disgusting Pussy you are!”
II
Pussy said to the Owl, “You sadistic creep!
How talentless you are!
O let you die in hell! too long you have tarried:
But what shall I for a weapon ?”
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where nothing grows
And there in the desolate space a Piggy-wig stood
With a rope around his fat neck,
Fat neck,
Fat neck,
With a rope around his fat neck.
III
“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your rope?”
Said Piggy, “I will.”
So they took it away and the Owl was killed the next day
By the Turkey who died on the hill.
Pussy dined on minced Owl, and slices of flesh,
Which Pussy ate with a runcible spoon;
And laid back on the sand,
Pussy danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
Pussy danced by the light of the moon.
A cascade of black tulips once sudjourned in my garden,
Yet amongst them one was a vivid yellow one,
It stood out was plucked out and thrown into a bag,
Taken to a doctor and chopped apart,
Experimented on and tested
No one ever saw that it was the same
Those yellow tulips
Of Europe
Now are few in number
For only 70 years ago the bastards tried to put them under,
6 million yellow tulips fell
1.5 million of which were only buds
Ready to blossom in the sun
Now the yellow tulips thrive again
And the black ones have dissipated
But yet again we see the world try the throw them under
The yellow tulips will fight once more for their patch of soil
A simple song to an unknown tune
And you just don’t know if it will end soon
As the music floods from that deep, dark pit
And it’s melody grasps you by the neck
And it drags you up
To the top of your toes
And your heart beats like the drums below
A simple song to an unknown tune
And it’s harmonies remove the gloom
From that isolated, hellish room
And the world that crumbles each time you sing
Is brought down by these melodies
A simple song to an unknown tune
Can definitely end the doom and gloom
But you have to find that simple tune to make the world just fall together
To make the world just come together
To make the world the way that it should beee
Wider than a thousand oceans
Stronger than the wind
Brighter than the sun
And finer than all that
It’s real
A wave across the ocean is never recognised
A single breeze on a windy day is never recognised
A sunny day in the month of May is never recognised
Yet something finer than all that
It’s real
The oceans and seas are clear and blue
The wind that blows is clean and fresh
The sun is bright and warm
But finer than all that
It’s real
My love prevails,
For years you have been near ,
My love is strong,
For years I have loved you,
My love overpowers all,
For years I have felt you slip away,
My love is dying with me,
For years we knew it’d end like this,
My love is mine and just mine,
For years I hoped it’d just be me,
My love for you is over now my dear,
For years it’s been gone my darling,
My love, is gone, I’ll miss you my angel
I’d dance and I’d sing
I’d do anything
Just to get my name in lights
Yes I’d do anything
It can happen over night
I’d do anything
In these modern times
For you
The weight of the world on my shoulders
My eye lids being drawn closed
Yet you open them
You make me forget all that
You make my world okay
My world may be heavy
But you make me strong
I can lift it when you’re here
It’s when you’re gone I stumble and fall
Well that is it
The end is nigh
It’s over honey
The light has flickered once more
The curtains have closed
The wind has died down
The train has shuddered to a halt
The passengers are stuck
Lost
The end is nigh
Take your final step
Fall down into the labyrinth
You won’t last ten minutes
It’s over honey
Let’s go travelling my dear
Chest or case
Backpack or valise
Boat or car
Plane or train
Near or far
It’s hard to choose
The way to go
The place to go
The what to take
The who to take
It’s hard to travel in modern times
Terrorism and crime
Security increase
Immigration and smuggling
Security increase
Let’s go travelling my dear
Let’s go around this world of ours
Let’s see what there is to see
Let’s go travelling my dear